Every person, place, paper and institution

The Complete Parish Directory

Nothing omitted, though several entries remain under caution.

Parish and inheritance

Land, history and doubtful phenomena

History of Ballymagaleen

Saints, sods, raids, relapses and the Age of Giles.

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Geography & Topology

The peninsula, Sleevecaccbow and the intermittently useful isthmus.

Survey the parish

An Ecumenical Matter

The twin churches of St Príomhsheans and their married clergy.

Attend carefully

Genealogia na Magadhlin

The na Magaleen descent, titles, branches and hereditary difficulties.

Inspect the lineage

The Supernatural

The Trout of Doubt, holy wells, ghosts and the clan familiar.

Report a phenomenon

People and papers

Authors, clergy and clinical dissent

Giles na Magaleen

Biography, curriculum vitae and intellectual misdemeanours.

Meet Giles

Giles’s Diary

The complete available cellar manuscripts, each reproduced in full.

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Rev. Dr Christopher Hitchens

The Bishop’s lightning rod: career, friendship and distinguishing marks.

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Dr K. P. Nutterji

Consultant psychiatrist, angler, atheist and practitioner of applied sanity.

Consult the doctor

Public houses and culture

Drink, art and irregular education

Dooley’s

The true public house and metaphysical centre of the parish.

Enter Dooley’s

The Gurriers’ Arms

Authentic Irish atmosphere manufactured locally for export.

Read the warning

The Norman Conquistador

Irish–Mexican hospitality and cocktails of diplomatic complexity.

See the menu

Educate Whenever

St Príomhsheans’ School for All Abilities and None.

Attend school

Institutions, schemes and merchandise

Finance, agriculture and public mischief

The Hemp Co-operative

THC’s complete prospectus for ethical agriculture and mild euphoria.

Read the prospectus

Financial Services Centre

International finance conducted from a row of harbour sheds.

Inspect the centre

Politics & the Partialitarian Manifesto

Parish politics, subsidiarity, rootedness and the humane limits of abstraction.

Read the combined doctrine

Gombeeni’s Shop

Books, biography and imaginary parish goods under Garda supervision.

Browse the shop

Terms & Privacy

Gilesian small print with a sincere account of what the website does with information.

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